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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

We need to block them from going in the land of the giants and come down with the golden egg goose and the furious giants!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

“It took years of hard work for us to steal beans from farmers, apply our unique brand of magic, and seek investment from our nation’s finest rubes and oafs,” a Beanco spokesman said. “Now DeepBean wants to steal our magic beans, rebrand the magic, and get money from their own buffoons and clods? It’s just not right.”

I can't wait until this AI bubble finally bursts.

[–] esc27 5 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. I was able get this handful of beans for only half a cow. Mom was mad at first, but then calmed down once she saw the cow was all right...