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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)

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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

“It took years of hard work for us to steal beans from farmers, apply our unique brand of magic, and seek investment from our nation’s finest rubes and oafs,” a Beanco spokesman said. “Now DeepBean wants to steal our magic beans, rebrand the magic, and get money from their own buffoons and clods? It’s just not right.”

I can't wait until this AI bubble finally bursts.