this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That shit was so good, she saw her past present and future all at once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Journal entry:

Subject AC-1A238F has advised telepathically that they are a representative of the collective consciousness of their species, comprising of a hive mind of more that twelve trillion individuals who share all thoughts and experiences.

They have also advised of an asteroid in near proximity to Charon with a proto fungus that will get you fucked up.

Further research is needed.

[–] wunami 1 points 1 week ago

The protomolecule will fuck you up.

[–] FireRetardant 1 points 1 week ago

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocketship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it, land on juniper and hopefully they got some spaceweed, over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I mean space heroin sounds bad... But space molly/mushroom why not :D