This is way too real. Vance was already suggesting parents should get extra votes for their underage children; they don't need any extra ideas.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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I ate the onion on this one lol
Would believe if this was a real news article.
Half of Congress wouldn’t get to vote. They are so old. Do you think they can handle themselves without a caretaker?
That'd be too likely to lead to votes that help people.
The elderly are more likely to be republicans.
Wasn't that the de fuckto modus operandi of like half of the USA supreme court?