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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I totally ate the onion here for a second.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Meta doesn't care about fact checking so anything is fair game.

Did you know Mark Zuckerberg dyes his pubes green?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Must be a lizard thing.

[–] Late2TheParty 6 points 2 days ago

I read that somewhere!

[–] hypna 6 points 2 days ago

Sniffed the onion

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC. I read the title and said 'they cannot be serious', then saw the community

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the details are fiction, but the end result is the same. the trumpistan propaganda machine has been cranking up over the last year, but now it's full throttle, so you should expect nothing but trump fellating victory pieces from now on. no MSM outlet is going to risk the consequences of allowing anything negative go to press about the regime with literally zero conscience or morals, and to whom no laws apply

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Having the onion in my feed has really got me checking to make sure this these aren't actual news stories.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I too almost ate the onion. It’s been that kind of week.

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 2 days ago

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!