this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Me coming back to my bike 30 seconds after leaving it with only the wheel locked.

[–] Fredselfish 3 points 10 hours ago

This is setup because no reason to have car booted in that spot. It's funny but that also looks like one for personal use. Official boots have a thing that blocks off the lug nuts as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

"You just might be the worst pirate I have ever heard of."

"Ahh, but you have heard of me."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I'd take the wheel as well. Angle grinder, a couple of zip disks, and half an hour (safety gear assumed): you have a wheel and a pile of scrap metal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

200 MB? Is that going to be enough?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Should be. It's a fairly small file...

[–] Im_old 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think removing the clamp is illegal. The picture above technically no, I think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

It's not illegal if they don't find the boot.... /j

But Seriously, fuck parking fines and this sort of punishment.

[–] DaddleDew 4 points 11 hours ago

When the wheel and tire are worth less than the fee to have the boot removed

[–] DragonsInARoom 3 points 11 hours ago

Average bicycle