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[–] morgan_423 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, this looks like gibberish spit out by a poorly trained AI.

Am I going to have to buy a Sovcit to English dictionary for my birthday? Just so that I can start to understand what basic starting positions these people think that they're communicating?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No such dictionary exists because anyone who knows how to write one is financially invested in everyone else not having access to it.

In other words, if anyone knew what this bullshit actually means, nobody would believe in it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Which is why the Bible was only printed in Latin for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sovereign citizens think the legal system is like casting spells in the Harry Potter universe. They don't understand what they're saying, but then they don't understand the legal system either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Seriously, when I read these sentences it just sounds like when Merlin starts shrinking all his possessions to get them inside the bag, in the "Sword in the Stone".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It borders on aneurysm posting, but I think I got the point they were stumbling into:

In some jurisdictions, when you pay a security deposit to a landlord, they are required to pay interest on that amount.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any ideas on jow to get the two minutes back it took me to read that ?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 1 month ago

Well you start by filing a notice of liability against me in court, and demand that my straw man show up to boss fight you.