this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Political Compass Memes

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A place to share your PCMs that you’ve gathered or made over the years! Now with 99% less bigotry! (We still hate Pomeranians on principle)

Here we enjoy jokes related to the Political Compass, a pointless astrological horoscope for political junkies. Libleft best!

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[–] JayDee 3 points 6 hours ago

Die in an uprising*

Press uses the word riot to communicate that they view the action as stupid and unjustified, and to paint the police as acting in defense of civility.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

The one time lib right sounds appealing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You are in the gulag. You get sent to the gas chamber on-site. But a prison riot breaks out just as the toxins are released. But the prison riot is revealed to be a plot of an assassin to get pass the guards and 🔫 you

[–] PugJesus 7 points 9 hours ago

"If the State kills him I don't get paid" - Deepweb Assassin Man

[–] Majorllama 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There's no way to flair ourselves with our political compass results on this site is there.

[–] PugJesus 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No, afraid not. Flairs aren't a feature of Lemmy currently.

[–] Majorllama 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How unfortunate. Im sure they will figure out how to do that eventually. If they even care about that feature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Some clients support custom flairs for users, perhaps there is one that would emulate the functionality for anyone using it. I could also see a custom lemmy ui having the feature the same way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

do centrists feel the worst?

[–] Agent641 2 points 6 hours ago

Centrists get necklaced

[–] PugJesus 4 points 9 hours ago

They get grilled, probably