this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The scale of this seems off for what I would expect from a chainsaw.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It’s a very small chainsaw perhaps!

[–] DaddleDew 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What has no hair, stands up in a chair, frightens the neighbor's dog?

It makes a frown, allows you to sit down, it's log, log, log!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's log, it's log, it's better than bad it's good!

[–] Battle_Masker 17 points 1 month ago

Hey Dum Dum, you got gum gum?

[–] idiomaddict 14 points 1 month ago
[–] homesweethomeMrL 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I need something like that for the front door, to keep cats from trying to sneak out when I open it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Anybody else notice the little peepee dead center on the face? No? Just me?

[–] SirW00talot 4 points 1 month ago

Eustace has trouble putting the mask on these days