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[–] fadhl3y 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

lol @ New Hampshire

Also, that would be about 37% of the US economy. California making the highest percentage at 14% of the US economy while New York would be in 2nd place at 8%. The least impactful would be Vermont with 0.2% (for got to include Rhode Island). However, I think this would wreck the world economy with the financial hub of the US (New York City) who manages the investments of world's reserve currency (dollar) would switch from US Dollar to Canadian Dollar. The US would also lose access to the Pacific and a considerable amount of military force stationed in the West Coast states.

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[–] Shardikprime 10 points 1 day ago

I'd love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.

[–] ChillPenguin 8 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Ah, the united states of poor america.

[–] horse_battery_staple 23 points 1 day ago

Where can I vote for this proposal?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Excuse me but that incorporation of California, Oregon, Washington and British Columbia gets in the way of the glorious Long Chile Project. We shall be having words.

(By all means do take MN, CT and WDC tho.)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Hey don't leave New Mexico out, we're cool!

[–] goofusd 17 points 1 day ago

Michigan belong to Canada

[–] spookedintownsville 6 points 1 day ago

Maine is basically Canada anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

The question is, would Canada want that? I get the feeling that most of us living north of the border just want to be left alone and we would send you all the thoughts and prayers we could spare and wish you all the best so long as you let us be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Canada cannot accept US rule because of US debt burden which is unsustainable, in addition to pensions, healthcare, and a demonic ruler under extreme corruption permitted by SCC. The US is a genuine shithole that is bound to collapse and, while that collapse will hurt Canadian economy, it is worse to be inside it.

Canadians like American people. Certainly, it is both an economic boom without sacrificing Canadian sustainability to absorb US states. A guide to secession written last time Trump won: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2016/11/opposition-to-new-us-republican-control.html

The big issue is US debt and the fair share of "leaving states". There is a fair number, but also an asshole version of the number.

A "future fiction history" of Canada assimilating the US one state at a time.: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2018/02/fictional-future-history-reclaiming.html

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[–] Crashumbc 6 points 1 day ago

California alone would double your GDP...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Give Texas, Arizona and new Mexico to Mexico, and push all the white trash to Florida.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm neither American nor Canadian but from what I've heard, maybe hand Alberta over to the US?

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