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Leonardo DiCaprio distances self from 21st century after it turns 25 (chaser.com.au)

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"I can't look at the year, the idea of a date being '25' makes me want to throw up."

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[–] Grimy 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DiCaprio has requested he be either cryogenically frozen for the rest of the century, or sent back in time a decade to the last time people loved one of his movies.

Oh wow, that is quite the zinger.

[–] Brunbrun6766 15 points 1 month ago

Oof that'll hurt him right in his 250 million plus net worth

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

And his 2035 girlfriend just entered first grade.