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The Bike of Life (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002 to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] LovableSidekick 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"But my dad owns BusinessCorp Inc."

"Oh, my apologies sir, your VIP Express Elevator of Life is right this way. Would you care for a sparkling beverage?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Here are some complimentary rocks to throw at the people below you"

[–] Cort 4 points 2 days ago

"Remember, if you need to trickle down, please do so over the side of the escalator"

[–] Buffalox 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you are rich, you have other people doing the pedaling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

But you have to brag about your hard work ethics...

[–] PunnyName 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or you start at the top of the hill.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There could be a different way of life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Different ways to bike up the hill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You could go halfway up and have a great time flying to the bottom.

Wait.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Like teenagers would believe what they would have to deal with.

[–] gibmiser 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's some horseshit. Put death on the top? Have some humanity and put it at the bottom of the other side

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Those who are a substantial combination of privileged and lucky do at least have a flat section in the middle.

Before it’s someone’s turn to wipe their butts.