this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2023
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Welcome to our virtual third place, The Café.

Come on in and make a new human connection over a cup of coffee (or Teh Tarik). This is a casual community, do whatever you want, share your oyen pics, your frustrations, and even organize a weekend picnic with the community. The world is your oyster.

Rules are simple, be kind and civil with each other. As with any other café, rude patrons will be kicked out.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly "DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!" At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah... From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it's as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn't hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn't decide to ask again...! XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahaha! Toddler can be so unfiltered it's always funny when they do that 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the black kid imitating her mum getting diu by the dad asking mum what them noises were 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha 💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

jap, nak bangga sat: https://mefi.social/@cendawanita/110806449638062312

backstory: i was in southern africa for work, and collected a couple of fallen feathers sebagai kenangan. anyway this last few days, i finally turned one of them into a quill pen, and i sketched my cat. oh! the fountain pen ink is a malaysia special series, if you're into that sort of thing. ok, sekian.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Omg I just witnessed an unker deleting hundreds of what I presume to be affairs messages on a flight.

I was so bored on a red eye flight and noticed the Unker across the aisle was deleting a lot of text messages on Wasapp. He magnified everything and I saw a lot of love emojis, and even bank transfers…

Decided to mind my own business and watched Witcher, after 1.5 episodes he’s still deleting!!! Slept for a while and when I opened my eyes, and he’s still deleting messages in an all-dark cabin 🤣

Who gave old Unker a Samsung Galaxy Fold to do that ? 😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a mental breakdown recently and deleted all my whatsapp. All you need is just to delete the app and the backup (or in my case, not backup at all) and voila, all messages gone. Don't need to send so much time deleting 1 by 1.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think since he’s having an affair maybe he didn’t want to seem so sus and only deleting the affair bit. Cause it went on for hours… way too much effort imo

Probably his current partner knows the person he’s having an affair with :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Bros, y'all ever feel lonely and want companionship but you don't want to go through the effort? yeah.

Anyways did you know The Eiffel Tower can actually grow taller during the summer? Due to the heat causing the iron structure to expand, the tower can increase in height by up to 15 centimeters during warm weather!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, meeting new people is really stressful for me, and also fear and loath, i kennot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I heat my kukubird will it grow 15cm also? 🤓

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I got arrested for trying to sun my kukubird in public.

That said lokap food is bussin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can try 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Morning 🌞

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Didn't manage to binge watch Good Omens 2 over the weekend because a unifi technician bungled up something when he unplugged our cable while investigating someone else's issue. Internet connection is painfully slow with lots of packet loss shown on tracert.

Hopefully the maxis CS will be able to push unifi side for rectification much faster.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It seems that there is a flood or something ? The last thing I want is the feed is full of nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cars Malaysia is the most relevant and useful community on the whole entire internet. You take that back!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Am battling with diarrhea since last night, maybe i had too much dairy. Ate a croissant in the morning, eat llaollao afternoon, and a glass of milk in the evening, so now my body eject my yesterday meal without giving it a chance of absorbing energy 💀

Had anti-diarrhea pill and probiotic, hopefully it get better uhuk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So you might say you had... llaollaosai?

Electrolytes always help me a ton when my gut is off. Feel better soon!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just remember, dairy today = dairy-er tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dairy-er out your dairy-air 🙊

Man, today's daily thread is real funky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep it in and get the dairy-est of the deal

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is always my saviour when diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I only use this when i have stomachache

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Btw: https://kbin.social/m/[email protected] - the newest post here about 3 days ago... Related to any backend issues ke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

News and Politics ok tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The daily thread never shows up in kbin, i dunno why, but the newest post is right because there's no post afterward

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

T_T miss the daily threads...

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