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Maybe pool bears will convince people climate change is real. We can always hope.

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[–] ritswd 15 points 2 years ago

Oh, that was me, sorry guys.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This has always happened in homes by the foothills. Bears in pools, on your driveway, looking through trash. People don't realize how much legitimate wilderness there is here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope they let him enjoy and leave at his own pace, but the involvement of the police sadly suggests otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"After a short dip, the bear climbed over a wall and headed to a tree behind the home, police said in a statement Friday."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Just imagining the fur left in the filter.

[–] Nintendo 4 points 2 years ago

turn the jets on

[–] robocall 1 points 2 years ago

I hope it didn't drink too much chlorine