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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Gamma World

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I have no objections. Let me light some incense, let us continue.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ray Bradbury already did this in "There Will Come Soft Rains".

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 6 days ago

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

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[–] vic_rattlehead 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The octopodes are named Paul and Salome.

[–] littletoolshed 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nice, was looking for a Children reference 😂

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[–] Fredselfish 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like they do better than us at ruling this world.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I've thought about this a lot, raccoons are 100% taking over after humans. They already dominate north america and almost conquered Germany. Once human control runs out Europe is fucked and they will eventually take over all of Eurasia.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh please, if anyone it’s the dinosaurs coming back for round 2.

Birds are everywhere, many birds are fucking smart and already using tools and doing maths, all they need is seed, they have prior experience. End of story, dinosaurs are back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It goes without saying that the Emus will retake Australia.

Since they're flightless, the rest of the world will be safe for a while. But when they form a navy or invent air travel, the rest of the world better watch out!

Edit: LOL, I just noticed your instance. You know what I'm talking about. 😛

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Emus believe they own the country now.

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[–] Iheartcheese 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can cute their way into your house too

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[–] MeatsOfRage 8 points 1 week ago

Didn't Japan also import raccoons because of a TV show and they went fucking up ancient architecture

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I need this kind of content in my life.

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