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what the fuck is a plot (lemmy.world)
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[–] Sanctus 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

WH40K plots be like:

- War is happening
- Mechanicus finds a thing
- Some say not to use the thing
- Mechanicus uses the thing
- Thing was a warp portal maker

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes it can be about the little grot that could

[–] Sanctus 5 points 2 weeks ago

But if its a game it either has to be a war sim or about the Ultramarines. Except for that one time it was also about the Mechanicus using a warp worserner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

@Sanctus @PugJesus Praise the Omnissiah!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why? I don't know.

[–] ooterness 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? Because blood and skulls are Khorne's two most favorite things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Apepollo11 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Blood for the Blood God, And Skulls for the skull throne. We must kill, We will strip The flesh from their bones.

This is the last time, The trophy is mine. Your death will mirror Your pathetic life!

(It's been 20 years and I can still hear the little quotes in my head!)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never played, but GW did an amazing job with the lore and atmosphere.

[–] Apepollo11 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, it was the old PC game, Dawn of War, I was quoting. It's based on 40k and was brilliant because it had all the 40k lore and atmosphere wrapping a game that was actually balanced and fun to play.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Diva cups are khornish devices

[–] tdawg 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Star Trek is slow and boring, but that's okay. There's an audience for that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: plots where various factions just attack each other and never consider cooperation or consequences are boring and badly written.

[–] tdawg 11 points 2 weeks ago

Simple isn't the same as bad. The original trilogy is a basic save the princess story with good characters. But it's still a good series that many people enjoy. Star wars was never about Jedi vs Sith, but always about the characters and their journey

[–] GunValkyrie 12 points 2 weeks ago

You have no idea what's going on?! That sounds like heresy to me.