this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

At least I’m not a bitch.

+Drops mike+

[–] TheBat 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What did Michael do to you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I can’t say - but he deserved what he got.

[–] nifty 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Ride on, baby. Ride on. We got this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago
[–] stupidcasey 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I had to be a stupid astronaut because it pays better.

[–] nifty 13 points 6 days ago

I so want that to be true for you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

If I'd known they pay the stupid astronauts well I'd have applied too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Filtering out politics from my lemmy feed and hiding upvotes helps me a tiny bit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Why are you attacking me?

[–] MissJinx 3 points 5 days ago

meme is not a problem it's the solution to a crumbling world

[–] Hackworth 3 points 6 days ago

I wanted to be Zhuangzi's useless tree. Almost there.