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I still don't know how the police found my compound where I ran an illegal searchlight depot/covert blimp airfield/fireworks testing range.

https://explainxkcd.com/3030/

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[–] dual_sport_dork 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...And that the thing they're shining a laser at famously knows exactly where it is located, and has two guys sitting in the front seats who are extensively skilled and identifying the range and bearing of things around them.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not like that. At that distance, the beam is wide enough to cover a large part of the cockpit, not to mention the glare. It's literally blinding light.

Have you ever had a truck flash its lights at you at night? It's like that, but much, much stronger, and you're in the most sensitive part of the flight, when if you fuck up, you crash.

What pilots are trained to do is switch off all the lights, so the idiot can't see you and can no longer easily hit you with the laser. You can imagine that's not safe either.

[–] DesertDwellingWeirdo 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"That UFO just entered stealth mode!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When will they equip planes with auto targetting lasers to instantly blind dumbasses who do this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

when the legal system stops prosecuting extremely negligent companies for hurting innocent bystanders in pursuit of prof... shit.

[–] yggstyle 1 points 4 hours ago

Allegedly negligent companies. The whistleblowers keep suiciding themselves for some inexplicable reason...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In case any one else has the same thought. Using it as a beacon for rescue will not work.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You say that, but once someone on the ground was shining a bright ass flashlight, not a laser but just as bright, at us and they were flashing ...---... (SOS in Morse). Apparently we were the 4th plane to report it to air traffic control. I've never seen that before or since, but at least that time it worked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh I was informed the lazer would blind the plane and potentially cause the to crash. I know Jack about planes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think a stupidly bright flashlight is preferable to a laser, but the idea of signalling for help with a light can work. Please don't use lasers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Good to know!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

this one wasn't really easy to read on my phone, so I'm downloading and sending it here

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

plenty of aviation-related comics lately, I wonder what Randall has been doing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I wonder if it’s in reaction to people shining lasers at suspected ‘UAPs’ that are almost all planes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe Mentour pilot plunged him into a deep rabbit hole

[–] robolemmy 5 points 3 days ago

Mentour Pilot and What’s Going On With Shipping are my two favorite rabbit holes

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff 9 points 3 days ago

The title text sounds like styropyro. Wonder if he's working on a blimp...

[–] Eheran 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So are they actually catching a meaningful portion?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

https://www.laserpointersafety.com/latest-stats/latest-stats.html

l'd assume not, given that the rate of incidents appears to be generally increasing. Unless there are just a lot of new people who really badly want to shine a laser for the first time at an airplane each year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

We want Green Marios

Not Green Lasers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

A covert blimp airfield? I have so many questions…

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