this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That farthest one has seen some shit

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Then he was inserted in the wrong hole.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you have a specular Xmas too.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks friend!

[–] UnhingedFridge 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Rudolph with his nose so bright, dilates for better sight

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Won't you scrape my cervix tonight?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Underrated comment!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey anything's better than the metal ones

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

...and I suggest you let that marinate!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmy just take a peek up your cooter. Falalalala.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thats funny. My girlfriend calls those "the duck" as in 'i had to get assaulted by the duck again at that appointment'. I suppose reindeer works too though.

[–] rockSlayer 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 weeks ago

Googly eyes is right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 2 weeks ago

Reindeer speculums!