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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Duamerthrax 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eat more fiber.

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[–] specterspectre 13 points 2 weeks ago

Fiber. Truly, up your fiber intake. The only time it won't stain and linger is when it gathers in on itself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.

[–] ThePyroPython 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances

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