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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a GF (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

GF: George Foreman

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ngl I love those little GFs. Not for meat, they make a terrible grill, but as a panini press theyre great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

They make a pretty good foot press too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I read "small white" and thought: this is an appliance, isn't it.

[–] snausagesinablanket 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This looks like it AI generated using a dataset of images from 2003 lol

[–] blazeknave 2 points 9 hours ago

That's silly. Next you'll tell me he let the AI name his kids all the same thing.

[–] kat_angstrom 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Grill Fryer?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

George Foreman grill

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Ehhhhh.... got'em 💀