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Mmmmm Krispy Kreme (cdn.catsweat.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

When you ask AI to generate a poster for your Donut Shop: ⬆️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hisssspy Kreme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh, the hot sign is on!

Wat?

For those not in the southern US, actual Krispy Kreme stores light up a "Hot!" neon sign out front when they're actively making donuts, and you can get some pulled right off the conveyor belt of deliciousness. If you don't have a Krispy Kreme store near you, your best bet is to find them in a grocery store and microwave them for 7 seconds to semi-recreate the experience. You can alternatively roast them over a fire like a marshmallow for a little bit which gets them closer to hot-off-the-belt.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I gotta say, a twinkie toasted over the fire like that is something special

Edit:fuck, I gotta go buy a twinkie and toss it in the air fryer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love drunken epiphanies like this. "What if I took 'xxxx' and applied flame?"

[–] lath 4 points 2 weeks ago

No Dunkin Donuts, Sausage Fest.

[–] spankmonkey 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmm jizz snakes.

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 2 weeks ago

“No bite snek!”

[–] Anticorp 1 points 2 weeks ago

No bite on snek

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

In Soviet Russia, donut bite you... but you still die from heart failure.