My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".
Mix in a Futurama reference for "Tell my WiFi said hello"
I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.
tellmywifiloverher
I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones
It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione
My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.
A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)
The Promised LAN
I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink
It took 4 minutes to parse what you said and imagine how it looks like
Not as spagetti as my network though where I need to constantly run traceroute to just find out where I'm connected
Obi WLAN Kenobi
Didnโt we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628
You know it's the year of lemmy when we get reposts too /s
That's in another community.
In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".
"Yell PENIS for password"
Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min
Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.
expired
Prettyflyforawifi
I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years
Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"
LAN before time
LAN of Confusion
BuckleUpSpanky
Mine is ButWhyFi
I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"
My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"
Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"
A classic to be certain, but as a former apparent dweller I was always fond of โwe can hear you having sexโ