this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

sounds like something an 'ai' would suggest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My psyche buried those memories for a reason. I don’t want them coming back.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I forget why we're doing this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The voices / memories / whatever. We're blotting them out. All of them. Forever.

[–] TheLowestStone 4 points 1 week ago

Works best when licking certain varieties of toad.

[–] kat_angstrom 4 points 1 week ago

It worked. I licked my phone screen and remembered a meme that once upon a time was referred to as Dank.

[–] Agent641 3 points 1 week ago

This is true. I licked a penis and it reminded me of scouts camp.