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Only rated G comments allowed. (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I don't think bovine are rated for that many G's.

[–] MeatPilot 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Slow speed = Vanilla
Medium speed = Chocolate
High Speed = Strawberry

[–] forgetful_fox 15 points 1 month ago

No wonder the milkshake machines are always down...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Well, that would indeed bring all the boys to the yard

[–] ObamaBinLaden 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a cow tilting machine now? Back in my day you had to do it yourselves by hand. Youth these days I tell you

[–] shalafi 3 points 1 month ago

We tried to go cow tipping as teens. Didn't find cows but we found cow patties. Didn't find magic mushrooms either. Wait... maybe we started with mushrooms. It's a bit hazy.