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[–] steventhedev 18 points 1 month ago

Even if this were true, it wouldn't matter that much. Because Orks are psychic, if enough of them believe that the Lost Primarchs are Mork and Gork then they become Mork and Gork for all intents and purposes.

Unless a Primarch is now suddenly psychically strong enough to resist being transmuted by the collective psychic pressure of all Orks across the entire galaxy.

[–] faltryka 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love this theory and it’s now my head canon.

[–] Streetlights 7 points 1 month ago

He's out of line but he's right.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesnt Girlyman himself talk to another Primearch to not speak about X because of what they had done to X? Or X's failure as a Primearch?

[–] PugJesus 6 points 1 month ago

The failure was BEIN' TOO ORKY! WAAAAAAGH