this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] themeatbridge 186 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"... Holy shit, I think it worked! Yeah, I just heard him leave..."

[–] meliodas_101 13 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Iheartcheese 67 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell everybody. Make his name fajita for the rest of his life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh is this the famous... enchilada Joe?"

"It's FAJITA Joe, and DON'T you fucking forget it!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago

Some pepes should stay rare

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

Top shelf green text.

You know it's good when you're disgusted