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Can't be the same bridge? What am I, made of bridges?!

And I have to reliably poop once a day while under that pressure to poop once a day?

Can I construct a new, small bridge, every day, and throw my poop off of it?

Like, what is the definition of a "bridge" here, because if it's just a structure going over a deep space in the ground, can I just dig a big whole in the backyars and then, as I said, build a new one every day?

Follow up if "yes": can you reuse building materials, and if so, where's the Ship of Theseus line where it's no longer a "new" bridge?

Finally I can start getting paid for it.

Can you alternate between bridges or am I going to spendy life finding a bridge that I haven't thrown shit off? Can I use gloves?

Definition of bridge? Can I get two bricks, put plank across them and it counts as a bridge? To be new bridge to I have to change its location or merely take it apart and rebuild it?

Can't poop directly off the bridge?

Do I need to poop every day? Or can I keep some of today's poop for tomorrow? I don't poop every day, even though I take a lot of magnesium and fiber. I may have to change my diet too.