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Can’t be the same bridge but you can reuse the bucket three times.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can't be the same bridge? What am I, made of bridges?!

And I have to reliably poop once a day while under that pressure to poop once a day?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago
[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I construct a new, small bridge, every day, and throw my poop off of it?

Like, what is the definition of a "bridge" here, because if it's just a structure going over a deep space in the ground, can I just dig a big whole in the backyars and then, as I said, build a new one every day?

Follow up if "yes": can you reuse building materials, and if so, where's the Ship of Theseus line where it's no longer a "new" bridge?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 2 points 2 days ago
[–] TropicalDingdong 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally I can start getting paid for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] HoneyMustardGas 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you alternate between bridges or am I going to spendy life finding a bridge that I haven't thrown shit off? Can I use gloves?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

U can use gloves. Has to be a new bridge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Can't poop directly off the bridge?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Definition of bridge? Can I get two bricks, put plank across them and it counts as a bridge? To be new bridge to I have to change its location or merely take it apart and rebuild it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A troll lives underneath it

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This troll... How big we talkin'?

And do we need to worry about him trying to get in muh boy's soul?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] robocall 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do I need to poop every day? Or can I keep some of today's poop for tomorrow? I don't poop every day, even though I take a lot of magnesium and fiber. I may have to change my diet too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes u need to poop everyday

[–] robocall 2 points 2 days ago

But I don't poop every day. I've even used metamucil in the past, I'm just not an everyday pooper.