this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

We can't take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don't even match, Harold.

[–] yumpsuit 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

no secondary grip

snath doesn’t match his wingspan

weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I might have some troubles through security gates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I need that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

[–] UtMan1988 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.