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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/microblogmemes
 

(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit Ritalin! Not that it matters, 99% of us are getting fucked to some depth. Disadvantaged people first, then minorities and women, as is custom.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Like herding catgirls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bro taking out Cheryl Hines?

[–] RagingRobot 8 points 1 month ago

I used to think so highly of her before I found out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought this was a post about The Mask

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sssssssssmokin'!

Meth, because Adderall is illegal and incredibly hard to get.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I bet they would get so much done.

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