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4 strokes under my personal best!

Does anyone have a rag?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait until you get a load of whitewater kayaking lingo. Missed my boof stroke and my skirt imploded. Now I have to drink a bootie beer because I ate it in that nasty hole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Is this accurate?

I failed to execute a technique (boof stroke) that lifts the kayak's bow over obstacles, and my spray skirt (the waterproof cover that seals the cockpit) failed and let water in. Now I have to drink a beer out of my water shoe (a paddling tradition/penalty when you flip over and have to exit your kayak) because I crashed badly in that dangerous hydraulic (a turbulent section of water that recirculates).

  • Boof stroke: A paddling technique to lift the front of the kayak
  • Skirt: The waterproof cover that keeps water out of the kayak
  • Bootie beer: A kayaking tradition where you drink a beer from your wet shoe after swimming
  • Hole: A hydraulic/recirculating current that can trap boats and paddlers
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

relax he's just trying to shave a few balls off his game bro. nohomo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I was straight up jorkin it, but I sent my balls into a sand trap.

[–] einlander 4 points 1 month ago

Some people clean their balls by sucking on them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You can do better. Its all about stance and grip. Let me show you....

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs 3 points 1 month ago

Usually people say they're working on their swing. Maybe there are regional differences.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I stroke it to the east …

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 2 points 1 month ago

I stroke it to the west …

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You guys are gross. He's obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.