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[–] olafurp 3 points 35 minutes ago

Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him

[–] rockSlayer 59 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] Joeffect 5 points 1 hour ago

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%

[–] NegativeInf 33 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago

Tendies for the tendie throne.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You've got me curious. Care to elaborate?