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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He thinks they were put there by a concerned citizen frustrated by the bad driving habits of their fellow, uh, Bouldarians(?). No, Google says people from Boulder are called “Boulderites.” I don’t like that. Bouldarians is better.

Suddenly, the article's author, with a steel chair! I guess, rereading, the whole article's pretty casual, but I just wasn't expecting the first person pov.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They are boulderites when they grow from the top down and bouldarians when they grow from the bottom up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's like a large Boulderites about the size of small Bouldarians.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What about when they grow from the middle out? We are Americans after all.

[–] P00ptart 7 points 3 weeks ago

Boulderites are like top 10 in the nation in fitness. That's where Olympic athletes go to train, because of the low air density. Boulderites aren't typical Americans. Source: grew up in boulder and live in a Midwest hellscape.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

jokes on them. you can still kill kids going 45.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

When i was little we would go on vacation to the south of france. People drove there like absolute maniacs. In one town there was a sign that said something like: if you drive 80kmh through here instead of 50kmh, you save 30 seconds. Is it worth to kill someone for 30 seconds? It was a big, official side on both sides of the town and it was there for a decade or so. I always wondered why things like that aren't more common. I don't think a lot of carbrains understand how little time you actually save when speeding and overtaking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The ones they are most likely upset about are the one that said "Slow the Fuck Down" Because they are worried their kid might use a naughty word, rather than being worried about their kid being hit by a car.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank God they didn't do this at work.