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You can summon a pack of used condoms. (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they land wherever I want them to?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago

Wish granted.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html

[–] StoneyDcrew 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait... Who would "use" these used condoms?

[–] over_clox 2 points 1 month ago

New users, obviously.

[–] frankenswine 1 points 1 month ago

packed.. how!?