Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don't go away on their own
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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In the movies someone breaks their ankle and is limping around 5 minutes later. IRL you can't walk for 3 months, it takes 2 years to recover, and it's never the same again.
Well, I could suspend my disbelief considering they are usually in a life or death situation and adrenaline being a thing that makes people do incredible feats.
Don't even need to break it, you can also just tear your ligaments slightly for the same effect. (Continuing to walk on it for a week and doing a 50km hike might not have helped my case tho)
What if I lag out there, man? I'm fuckin' DEAD!
I even heard there's no respawn points in RL
Everybody knows you run faster with a knife
Just pick a religion that has respawns, duh.
Unfortunately none of them have any fast respawn servers. By the time the cooldown period ends, the war is already over.
Damn. I assumed you could just pay to win. I'm pretty sure white goes first.
Nah that's not the respawn period that's the early levelling, gotta unlock NG+ so you can skip the tutorial and get back to questing immediately.
Be careful, some religions may give you gender dysphoria after you respawn
Thank FUCK for that. Imagine being a depressed vet that decides to end it only to be respawned in battle
I keep trying to load the hot girl skin, but I'm still me...
How do I get my money back for these microtransactions?