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Nintendo Patents Walking in Video Games (isglitch.com)

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Gaming giant seeks royalties for 'revolutionary' character movement system

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

You know it's bad when I ate the onion on this one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're only doing this so that they can sue you for walking in real life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Well they will be sorely disappointed when they get to me

[–] PlasticExistence 5 points 4 days ago

Bethesda responded to the news with a shrug, stating they plan to continue shipping games where characters randomly clip through floors anyway. "Our physics engine has evolved beyond the concept of walking," said a spokesperson while slowly sinking into their office floor.

Valve Corporation fired back by immediately filing their own patent for "not releasing games people want," with a spokesperson noting they've been perfecting this technology for over a decade.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 4 days ago

Nintendo on the surface: 🌈⭐️💫😇

Nintendo underneath: 💩🖕🏻🤑😈