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[–] The_Jit 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The crack addict for happier!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Genuinely. Is crack what the upper classes do, or is that coke?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Rust

Before: person

Afterwards: cat person

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

for (auto it = line.begin(); it != line.end(); it++) { snort(line); }

[–] affiliate 2 points 2 weeks ago

always remember, <=> is the three-way comparison operator. it takes two arguments.

[–] HStone32 1 points 2 weeks ago

The face of a man desperately trying to convince the world that c++ has made c obsolete, so that more people may share in his misery.