2 Big Mac's for $5. Ha. Haha. Muahahaha!
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Where can you buy two big macs for 5$?
You can just take the bun off the bigmac and that's weightloss food now
I've also seen McDonalds offer meatless big macs on the app. Wat. Ah yes let me order bread from McDonalds.
McDonald's is one of the few restaurants that cooks its meat without using oil. So it's actually one of the better on the go carnivore options.
I'm not sure how the protein-free bread salad diet works, but I'm sure there's a market for it
"meat"
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/about-our-food/nutrition-calculator.html
Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese
No Quarter Pound Bun, No Pasteurized Process American Cheese, No Ketchup, No Pickle Slices, No Onions, No Mustard
220 Cal.
Ingredients: 100% Pure Usda Inspected Beef; No Fillers, No Extenders.
Prepared With Grill Seasoning (salt, Black Pepper).*weight Before Cooking 4 Oz.
- 220 Cal.
- 18grams Protein
- 1grams Total Carbs
- 16grams Total Fat
Yes, meat. And it's clean, and no oils. So if you need a carnivore meal in a strange place, McDonald's is a great option.
Is there quarter pounder an exception? I recently ate a big Mac for the first time in like 10 years, and it was awful. The meat tasted like compressed napkins. Idk WTF they do it it, but it certainly doesn't resemble pure USDA beef. I have a hunch that they're pulling some legal shenanigans and are legally allowed to call it beef if it came from any part of a cow or something.
100% USDA beef ^poop^
All their beef is clean. My guess is you've been eating good food for the 10 years, McDonald's is not very good, all of the extra sauces, carbs, bread, can be executed poorly and give you a bad experience. Especially the wilted lettuce they love.
It's like not having a Coke for 6 months, then drinking one, it's sicklingly sweet and taste really bad. But if you drink it for a few days, suddenly it tastes really good
And a huge dollop of thousand Island dressing.
Does cocaine really make you lose your weight?
I think it just makes you forget to eat.
It makes you not hungry
Too busy being happy and confident to eat.
It makes me hungry. My partner is baffled by this.
So it makes you lose weight?