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I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I've had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way

I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get
Mmh, mmh, mmh
She looked at me with big brown eyes
And said

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you're never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet

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[–] Diplomjodler3 29 points 1 month ago

I can fix her!

[–] Stamets 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] toomanypancakes 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Stamets 10 points 1 month ago

Well now I've got that song stuck in my head

[–] evidences 3 points 1 month ago

This is my ex's number. Real nice lady Jenny was, I got her number from a bathroom wall, we dated for a while but had to breakup. It was mutual but it still hurts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Jenny got you with the fake number too, huh?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh damn, a second too slow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn you, ~~stamets~~! toomanypancakes!

[–] someguy3 10 points 1 month ago

The kerning paused me for a second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dude is just glad she's not the monster cock.

Or maybe she has one anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sea-star Cee-kay? Presumably the oddly named daughter of a disgraced comedian.

(I only joke because I tend to censor myself in the same way.)