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I work as a live-in chef for a billionaire. Ask me anything! (lemmy.nz)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/amafiction

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For privacy reasons I can't reveal which billionaire, but yes, you've heard of him. I have my own bedroom next to the kitchen, and I'm expected to prepare breakfast, lunch, and dinner whenever he's home.

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[–] Makhno 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you thought about poisoning them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, every week. He's abusive, cruel, and... Honestly kind of stupid? He has no idea how to cook, but he thinks he's an expert because he's supposedly smarter than me. I usually just smile and nod, and then ignore him. He thinks he's the reason my cooking tastes so good.

[–] slazer2au 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What food substitution do you do just to see if he notices?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Teriyaki sauce for tonkatsu sauce. He has no idea what the difference is.