this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

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It's practically art. I love it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is removing swords from inside one's body detrimental or beneficial in this situation?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yes

(wait, not enough confidence, how about dialing it up a couple notches...)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That depends; are you a mansquito?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. A womansquito.

[–] Agent641 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you were born full of swords, you should probably not remove them. If they were put there by doctors, then you should ask your doctor, if they studied philosophy, archaeology, or medicine. Depending on their background, their advice may vary.

If you just woke up with swords in you, then you may like to consider this a financial boon, as swords can sell for quite a lot these days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It depends if they were supposed to be there or not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

My wife has an irrational fear of frogs. She'd agree with the frog part.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence 3 points 2 weeks ago

Irreverent stuff like this will never not be funny.