Memes

I've been given so many chocolates.

I don't eat chocolate

My partner was once given an employee appreciation gift of a $5 Ben & Jerry's gift card. This was after being furloughed for a few months during covid. She worked at a hospital which posted record profits that year. There aren't even any Ben & Jerry's in our city.

Ok manager, you can have mine. Just make sure you eat it vein side down. So you get a taste of what you assholes deserve.