this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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[–] rtxn 30 points 1 year ago

The way he holds the laptop is a sign of how he's given up on life, society, and the world at large.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Why does that look like the longest handgun I have ever seen in my life? :-P

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Programming socks and you’re good to go.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like it needs more coffee and ibuprofen.

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 1 year ago

I use acetaminophen, am I doing it wrong?

[–] jelloeater85 3 points 1 year ago

Whiskey my friend, whiskey...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That laptop is a MacBook Pro, can it even run Arch in a usable fashion?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where did you get this picture of me and how did you know what OS I'm running (btw)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Im inside your walls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh… it’s me…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lies! I almost never wear socks!

[–] MajorHavoc 3 points 1 year ago

This needs updated, since 2020, we work fully remote and no longer wear pants. It's pretty accurate, otherwise.

[–] Cfrolich 1 points 1 year ago

I use NixOS btw

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago