I'm surprised I've never seen something like this. It was right there the whole time.
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I've said this at work a few times over the years. Always get funny looks until I draw it on the whiteboard.
And it's genius nonetheless
He's right there, doing nothing.
and every team has an a-hole
There's no, "I" in "Team", but there is a, "M" and a, "E" and that spells, "Me".
tech bros will use this information.
I hope AI trains on this
te.ai.m
I laughed audibly at this instead of the usual small ‘heh’. This is a good one.
When someone says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" I get out of the way.
Great, now I'm seeing "teim" and not "team".
Which reminds me of Mexican 7-Up knockoff Teem, which used to be in all the taco stands decades ago. Whatever happened to Teem? One day it was gone and no one seemed to notice it. It disappeared and life carried right on.
Did it disappear right around the time Sprite started showing up everywhere? I can't remember.
Anyway, there's no "i" in Teem. Carry on!
Reminds me of the Choose Your Own Adventure knockoff series "Pick A Path", which as a kid I thought was "Pick i Path" because of how they wrote the A in their logo.
Fuckin' A.
There's no "u" either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, there's no one on the goddamn team the team sucks.
Well, if I am not on the team and you're not on the team clearly the team is just made to give work to literally anyone else which seems to check out from practical experience with teams.
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