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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (16 children)

His Cybertruck still drives?

The trucks are cool to a point. I like the way they look, but they were built so poorly that they must be a nightmare to own, and nowhere near worth the price.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

I've been flashing the loser "L" at them since the first time I saw one.

[–] friend_of_satan 8 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

(¬▃¬)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 9 points 4 weeks ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[–] Badeendje 7 points 4 weeks ago

Fascism mobile

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

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