this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got a problem with my Poor Man's Monte Cristo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Here's a free Monte cristo for everyone: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1184/1184-h/1184-h.htm

Now pls stop doing your pop tart Monte cristo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The horrors persist, but so do I

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jimmy Johns just released a very real Picklewich, a sandwich but with a giant pickle replacing the bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I apologize to everyone for engaging in food crimes, because I am going to destroy one of these. It's such an absurd concept, I have to experience the giant pickles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe with some breakfast filling. Maybe.

Has anyone tried this with Toaster Strudels?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Toaster strudel peanut butter and banana sandwich. I'm stoned enough to try it right now if I had the ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

At first, I thought it was a tortilla, and I was very confused.