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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Just checked, I'm at 311 on my main server

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I maintain a server with 1922 days uptime, debian kernel 4 and a 5+yo old django version running on Python2 with tons of RCE vulnerabilities. Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

High uptime is bad, that means you do not update your kernel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I do whenever there is a vulnerability of note. I don't do it on a regular basis though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

i was about to post that specific xkcd when i saw your comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

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