this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2023
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[–] Earnest 9 points 1 year ago

I guess life wont be so bad as a mute

[–] SeeMinusMinus 6 points 1 year ago

As someone who looks and talks like Jar Jar Binks I see this as a W.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 5 points 1 year ago

Meesa piss n shit all ova da place!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Look like jar jar, he actually kinda has a sick design. Plus his swimming capabilities may be useful if the ice caps melt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Idk man, I feel like I could make that tongue work for me with the ladies at the corner bar.

[–] skyler 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking talk and then pretending to be mute seems like the only answer to me

[–] duke 2 points 1 year ago

or get one of those throat cancer robot voice box things. those are pretty dope anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do I get his athleticism? He can jump super high. And he can breathe underwater or at least hold his breath for a very long time. And the ladys will sure like that long tongue. So I would gladly take his looks.

[–] StarManta 2 points 1 year ago

Meesa takin an oath of silence!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Look. I can talk my way out of looking like him.

[–] Mentrix 1 points 1 year ago

Nooo! Meesa want the body instead!!

[–] unBEARable14 1 points 1 year ago

What if I want both...

[–] autonomous 1 points 1 year ago

The voice. I wouldn't need to kill myself, an angry would do it for me.

[–] Moghul 1 points 1 year ago

If you looked like JJB at least your government will take you apart so you won't have to endure it for long