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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Incidentally, "youngest person to insert a thing" is a slippery slope and a great way to end up on a list. Shit.

[–] Pancito 25 points 3 months ago

Oh man, i was so lost. I thought the title is about putting something in their asses

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

What if the thing is Super Mario 64 Speedrun world record? That would be speedrun of speedrun.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No shit, I was about his age when I started smoking. I grew up deep in hillbilly Appalachian country and all of the kids I grew up with smoked. I only knew two kids in my whole neighborhood who didn’t smoke and one of them started in their 30s for some reason.

My brother and I robbed a delivery truck when we were 11 and 13 and stole two full boxes of Camel cartons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The gif is of a 2 year old Indonesian kid who made the internet rounds some years ago for smoking two packs a day and the parents "couldn"t stop him".

He quit smoking later though.

[–] theangryseal 2 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, I seen it. Thank you though. I got caught smoking my first cigarette at four years old in my cousins bedroom. So I’m really not that far off, not that it’s any kind of contest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What about the other extreme where you can, for example, be the oldest person to run a marathon? What’s the gaming equivalent of that?

[–] emb 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Makes me think of high-score runs, mainly in arcade games. Have to play for a long time, and eventually you get stopped by a kill screen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Playing on the highest difficulty level

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is the concept of a "slowrun".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Im reminded of KurtJMac walking to the Farlands in Minecraft. Guy just started walking 13 years ago and has kept going all this time. The last time he checked his coordinates he was 9,864,725 blocks from spawn. Hes about 70% of the way there so only a few more years to go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That’s next level determination. I thought that walking around a planet in No Man’s Sky was impressive, but that didn’t take years.

For some reason, there are always people who are willing to do amazing things like this.