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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is such a neoliberalism thing that even the museum would be proud.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The museum is not pro-neoliberalism, though in that light if it does succeed in finding a new location it seems like a guarantee that this news article will become an exhibit in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh. Still, the next exhibit they should have is dentures of Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan kissing each other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the actual museum of neoliberalism is in Cambodia

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

hmmm... surprisingly self-consistent. I guess stopped clock and all that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"luxury apartments" will never cease to sound like an oxymoron to me, it's like "low-budget castle"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

A new apartment building is going up in the middle of my small town. It’s “luxury” apartments.

Big black “stylish” (see also: identical to every other luxury apartment building in the last 5 years) building on top of a hill in the middle of a low-cost and simple rural community. It’s so ridiculous. It stands out horribly, and looks terrible. And it’s right next to a gas station.. so it looks even more ridiculous. I doubt they will get a lot of renters for it.

About a decade back there was a push to build luxury apartments in the town over. They built them all (few hundred units) right next to the landfill. I’ve driven past said landfill in summer and nearly throw up. I can’t imagine living next to that, and calling my place luxury..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The only thing that would be more fitting is Thatcher's grave catching on fire because of reduced safety standards, and no one's able to put it out because they ran out of piss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thatcher-roofed cottages